exhibitionist's mind.

Subliminally,

"Hi. Please look at my boobs."

As a tribute and homage to Nilai, (from which I will be leaving to Gombak next week), here's "In the Sun" by Coldplay and Micahel Stipe.

I'm too lazy to copy paste the code, so just do a little lookup at Google and if you have time, please listen to the song.

Thank you.

guilty/innocent

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.

Ah. Regardless of the rules I will explain those that I have to explain. Rules die.

--

Asked someone to marry you?
guilty - i asked this to a fair amount of people. It's always entertaining to see their reactions (of horror, though I'm sad to say).

Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
guilty

Danced on a table in a bar?
innocent

Ever told a lie?
guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex
guilty - I kissed a lot of my male friends (hahaha) and my brothers too. And my dad.

Kissed a picture?
innocent

Slept in until 5 PM?
innocent. Paling lewat bangun tido pukul 1 tengah hari.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
guilty

Held a snake?
innocent

Been suspended from school?
innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
innocent

Stolen from a store?
guilty - I stole some candles from Macy. Don't ask me why.

Been fired from a job?
innocent

Done something you regret?
guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
innocent - Never even seen snowflakes.

Kissed in the rain?
innocent - though I would love to do that.

Sat on a roof top?
guilty.

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
innocent

Sang in the shower?
guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
innocent - in fact, I pushed my sister into a swimming pool in Langkawi because the pool looked shallow...

Shaved your head?
guilty - sial PLKN.

Slept naked?
innocent

Had a boxing membership?
innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
innocent. I never made Dinie cry. At least none that I know of.

Been in a band?
innocent - SHAME!

Shot a gun?
guilty - its not any gun, its a COLT M16, design to kill soldiers on the battlefield. Thanks to PLKN.

Donated blood?
innocent

Eaten alligator meat?
innocent

Eaten cheesecake?
guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
guilty - Needs no explaining

Have/had a tattoo?
innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
guilty

Been too honest?
guilty

Ruined a surprise?
guilty - the recent Adarina affair.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterward?
guilty

Erased someone in your friends list?
guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
innocent.

Joined a pageant?
Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
innocent - I think

Had communication w/ your ex?
guilty - Dinie

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
innocent

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

Had loads of trouble spelling guilty while filling this is in ?
Innocent

alhamdulillah / hallelujah.

Happiness is just a state of your mind. It is chemically induced by certain proteins and amino acids and what not in your brain, and circulated in your body by means of the blood vessels.

I thought that if you can chemically and artificially induce this state in yourself without the need of other external factors (girlfriend/boyfriend/game/exercise/etc) then you can be happy like you do when external factors are involved.

FOREVER

That's my plan. Now who's gonna supply me the drugs?

kahwin itu indah, i guess.

Malik wants to know my wedding plans. So here goes:

#1 : How old are you?
Some of my friends puts my age at around 50-70 years old. My IC says I'm 19 this year. I feel like 24.

#2 : Are you single?
Yes! Yes I am single. Marry me, o author of these questions!

#3 : At what age do you think you'll get married?
(All reference to age will be according to my IC after this.) The minimum age for marriage that my dad has set for me is 32 years old. He want me to work first, dapat duit, bagi kat dia, and when he is satisfied enough he will give the green light. I say, around 55 years old?

#4 : Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
I am single la bodo. Cant you read? Bangang.

#5 : If not who do you want to marry?
Ramai. Gila. But I'm not a sexual maniac, I just like their company.

#6 : Who will be your bridesmaid or bestman?
Iyad. Just for the heck of it. Mwahahahaha.

#7 : Garden/beach/traditional wedding?
Kedai mamak wedding. You can come and eat and menabur rampai (or whatever shit they do to newly married couples on the jinjang pelamin), but later pay yourself la.

#8 : Honeymoon?
Wtf? Is it compulsory? Can't we just go honeymooning in Bangi je?

#9 : How many guests do you think you will invite?
Anyone who's willing to pay for my kedai mamak wedding.

#10 : Will that include your exes?
My ex is the wife.

#11 : How many layers of cake do you want.
As much as kek lapis can sustain.

#12 : When do you want to get married? Morning or evening?
Lepas subuh terus kahwin. Time2 rezeki la katakan...

#13 : Name the song/tune you would like to play in your wedding
"Bayarlah.. bayarlah sendiriiii...." (like SM Salim's Apa Nak Jadi)

#14 : Fine dining or normal fork and spoon.
You pay, you decide. Makan guna kaki pun buleh.

#15 : Champagne or red wine?
My wedding is strictly halal. No haram2 crap involved. bersih dan suci disisi Tuhan.

#16 : Honeymoon right after wedding or days after wedding?
Honeymoon kat blakang rumah ja. Bila2 buleh buat.

#17 : Money or household items?
Household items? Hang nak bagi kat aku perabot ka? Mesti beli kat courts Mammoth ni. Kalu hang beli kat situ aku x mau. Tak glamer. Nanti jiran tanya mana aku dapat perabot ni, jatuh ayaq muka aku nak habaq kata aku dapat mai courts Mammoth. Tak buleh buang pasai orang bagi hadiah. Tak buleh simpan tempat lain pasai besaq sangat. Maka konklusinya, hang bagi kat aku cash saja la noh. Cek pun buleh. Kredit kad pun diterima.

#18 : How many kids would you like to have?
7.5 kids.

#19 : Will you record your honeymoon in DVD or CD?
Kalu aku record nanti jadi dokumentari pasal Bangi pulak.

Oh! Buleh aku hantaq pi kat Majalah3! Buleh buat duit sikit no! Ih ih ih baguih betui soalan hang nih. Selamat hang tanya aku. Boleh balik modal kos kahwin aku!

#20 : I want to know their wedding plans:
No one. No one. No one.

Happy

I have now obtained the ultimate weapon to combat mental terrorism



HAPPY PILLS.



God bless the D.




On a lighter note, AUDC and Arau was fun.

In AUDC, I got fever, diarrhea, coughs and flu while forced to debate because there's no reserve debater (hey, I have to make up for the taxpayer's money!) and endured extremes of boredom in Arau.

And didn't break in both. But IIU2 (Zamir, Faiz and Zaimah) won the English Category of Arau open! Good job guys :)

Will update with more crap later!

Kerana hidup ini bosan.

1] Two names you go by

Asyraf and... Ri Ri??? (don't ask.)

2] What are you wearing right now?
Black tshirt and my Romp jeans. Typical hari-hari wear.

3] Does someone love you?
You mean my mom? Suuuuureeee.....

6] Have you ever been in LOVE?
Lemme think. Yes. No. Maybe. Nah, I don't know.

7] Do you believe that every one has a soul- mate?
No.

8] What' s your current problem?
Malas. Malas nak buat research, malas nak siapkan keje, malas nak study. Pikir pasal benda2 merapu je banyak. Kesian Adam ngan Fizu.

9] Have you ever had your heart broken?
Oh mesti.

11] Are you a loser ?
Nope. I'm a survivor!

12] How many kids do you want to have?
Never thought about this. 8-9 orang la kot.

13] What is/are your favorite colors?
Black. Hitam itu bergaya.

15] Have you ever found it hard to tell anyone you like them?
Semestinya adabi! Like, hell yeah!

16] Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re- married?

I don't think so.

17] At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?
13? Stupid maahad. I was turned to be very self-concious. Stupid maahad, again.

18] What song do you want played at your wedding?
Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles

When the Stars Go Blue by The Corrs and Bono

19] Do you like anyone?
oh hell yeah.

21] Have you ever wrote a love song? poem?
Nope. Not that jiwang.

22] Do you want to get married?
Bak kata Afiq Jusnaidi, "later in life lah" 

23) Are you a shy person?
Nope. Don't think so.

24) Did u have a good day today ?
Boleh blah jugak lah. I woke up getting a text from Tasnim saying that she can't help me with the drugs, I'm legal enough to ask for prescription from clinics. Good way to start a day.

25) Where did u just get back from?
No where. I was lazing around today, while insistently forcing myself to pick up Future of Freedom and finish reading it so that I can type the review so that Azrul will not be angry anymore on the 6th.

26) What are you thinking about ?
Mi/Kuey teow sup. My perut kembung sebab angin.

28) Would you ever go back to any of your past relationships?
Never ever. There were 2 relationships. One was covert and lasts only 2 months. The other one I felt like I'm talking to some spender budak asrama.

29) Who's the closest person to you?
En. Adam Danial, En Fizreen Torres, <-- note the comma at the end of the sentence.

30) Who do you tag?
Kambing2 di jalanan.

Kepada rakan2 dari maahad yg telah lama ku tinggalkan.

How are you guys? Happy and well, I hope. 

Malas nak bertanye khabar dan memuji2 korang sumua, maka aku teruskan dengan agenda blog aku hari ni.

Kepada:

Amarol. What the FUUU happened to you man? I mean, yeah, I never expected you to change your ways after we separated (ecewah), but whatever you are doing right now is waaaaay beyond anything I ever expected. Where's your decency? Where's your innocence? Where the hell is the Amarol I was friends with for 2 years?? (well, make it one-and-a-half).

Well yeah, I am not that decent either, but I still maintain some form of limits to my own wild pursuits. You, on the other hand, god, what happened?

If you've purposely lost what you can't recover, then I feel sorry for you. Deep from my heart.

Shukri Sahut: Hell, wtf? Ape cer beb? You lost contact, you never logged on into YM. I was left with nothing. Don't tell me I didn't do anything. Look at yourself.

Piyan: You are very impressionable and very gullible. I knew that since form 1 lagi. Be careful wherever you go. You're stupid, you know that, and its best if you take all my previous advises even if some are a bit too blunt and brutal to your ears.

Afzal: Ditto. Albeit a bit evil.

Haekal: Don't follow their weird ways. you know its not correct.

I thought that for the sake of not having to repeat the story all over again, I'd just direct people to this particular post in my blog.

08/04/09

Me: We have trainings today ya. Just a reminder.

Habib: Yeah, okay. make sure you inform everyone in nilai also that there's training. there had better not be a repeat of last wednesday.

Me: The only ppl who must come are those going to bangladesh. The others hv the option not to come.

Habib: Really, wow, last i checked even those in the first team, didn't come. that excludes me. don't tell me things i already know. see you later, i hope.

Me: You were pissed the last time i told you that saba' and maryam are not obliged to come and that we cant fill the quota of 10 ppl needed to pay tariq. That was not the reaction i expected from someone who knew these details. So i felt that it wouldnt do anyone any harm (except mental, and that wouldnt me) to again remind people of their entitled rights.

Habib: And just so you know what you're talking about is everyday training organized by azrul, that's the one they have the option of not coming for, the ones we're having now, are the one's you're decided upon and even without azrul. we would've still carried it out, if we were all still in pj or nilai, as normal weekly trainings. but then again, 2 days like this also people can't come, i don't see why alot would attend for azrul's training anyways. and ashy, don't get smart with me, wou're not that smart okay. and you're not a better debater than i am. that's a fact, don't like it, attend and do better. but until then, seriously, your insensitive, irritating. Rude and childish statements aren't required. it's not their rights, lets make that very clear.

Me: The trainings that we agreed upon are prioritizing the audc team and not the rest of them. These trainings are made to temporarily replace azrul's trainings, so by right, if they're not to come to azrul's trainings then they are also not obliged to come to this replacement trainings that we have. But if they want to come, all the better. Our individual skills and personal disposition is beside the point.

Habib: These same people, have a choice. if they come, good for them, if they don't, too bad, their loss. the way i see it, for me, missing 2days of your training without a trainer's not going to make you or any other individual in this 'club', any better than i already am. this is about individual debating skills, or else why would we come? eh boss? you decided to ate these trainings, and evem you can't co-ordinate properly, and if it isn't, why the sudden change in tone, you just sent me a defensive reply, sorry to say, but i have a long long way to go, and alot more to learn. but if i'm saying this, where do you all stand. next time, don't get to cocky with me ashy, no benefits there. ps- i'm not the only one who thinks you're an ass now. the beauty of this world is, 'what goes around comes around'. your entire bench of supporters in ikea you were with the other day, backstabbed you and each another by telling stories to me. so seriously, you don't thinks i don't know whats going around. why do you think i'm being such a bitch to you? remember, it was your same words that said i was not your best friend, when i took you as mine. frankly speaking now, i'm glad now. and this had better not be about candy, i swear to god! thu'll be the stridest thing to fight about, i had every right, and she knew what she was getting herself into.

Habib: The trainings that we agreed upon are prioritizing the audc team and not the rest of them. These trainings are made to temporarily replace azrul's trainings, so by right, if they're not to come to azrul's trainings then they are also not obliged to come to this replacement trainings that we have. But if they wan to come, all the better. Our individual skills and personal disposition is beside the point. - (says a person who's in an AUDC team. but he himself, does not come.)

Me: Aih, you said that they must come on these trainings now you said that they have a right to come and go as they please. Make up your mind. If they want to come, they're very welcomed, if they dont then they dont have to. Its their loss of they choose to forfeit the trainings. And really, the discussion is whether these ppl are obliged to come, or not. Everything else is irrelevant. We can start a new discussion on much more private stuf if you want to, but i think thats just an immense wate of my time and not that i really wanted to share the stuf with you.

Habib: be a man, don't dismiss, discuss. i know what i said, i said that they have to come but you insisted that they don't have to come, so fine, you're the boss. you decide la, i was just being nice. and Yet you still say, 'we can start a more private conversation'. why? is the whole world reading this message? public ke? why not? let's not talk about this. let's settle this once and for all. you think i want to discuss my private life with you is it? i'm just amazed that alot of you have alot of comments about my life, and it's a public discussion. they say, they don't like me, but i'm still the center of attention at table talk, i hope you all feel retarded. besiedes who am i to you? you don't communicate neither you try. and you expect me to be all cool.

Me: Ok, that's done then. They dont have to come if the want to, they have the option. The audc teams, lets try to be more comitted. I think that's settled, then.

Habib: Chicken out, good job. fuck off. seriously, don't expect anything from me, i'll pay you back your bloody money by the end of this month. 360, the las i checked. i deserve better friends. we're debate partners, period. what ever i've done for you, halal, i did it sincerely, i don't expect anyhting back

Me: Good ok. Yeah you deserve better friends. Tata, c ya tonight.

It's not fair for me to pass a judgment on this matter, as I have a direct interest on this. Therefore it is open for dicussion, and I welcome all sorts of inputs from the readers of my blog. I will post follow ups of this drama later. Have fun!

Saturday plans.

Go to The Curve with Tasnim, Arinah, Hurrie and probably Jack.

Tengok F&F4. Meleleh air liuq aku nak tengok.

Tibai makan kat IKEA. Meatballs. Poached Salmon. Daim Cake. DAIM CAKE! oh tuhanku, ITS THE KING OF ALL CAKES! LONG LIVE THE KING! PRESEVERE UNTIL I EAT YOU!

Balik.

I so can't wait. Mama please let me go? Pretty please?? Kalau Mama tak bagi Angah pi Mama kene masak Mi Rebus. Angah tak kire. Hari tu Mama masak Mi Kari sikit sangat mi dia, Angah dok kempunan sampai hari ni. Cilaka betoi kauntiti mi tu.