Aku and Kamu. Bersama Forever.

exhibitionist's mind.

2009-08-05T22:56:00.000+08:00

Subliminally,

"Hi. Please look at my boobs."

2009-07-04T16:15:00.002+08:00

As a tribute and homage to Nilai, (from which I will be leaving to Gombak next week), here's "In the Sun" by Coldplay and Micahel Stipe.

I'm too lazy to copy paste the code, so just do a little lookup at Google and if you have time, please listen to the song.

Thank you.

guilty/innocent

2009-06-18T21:39:00.002+08:00

RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 20 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens.

Ah. Regardless of the rules I will explain those that I have to explain. Rules die.

--

Asked someone to marry you?
guilty - i asked this to a fair amount of people. It's always entertaining to see their reactions (of horror, though I'm sad to say).

Kissed one of your Facebook friends?
guilty

Danced on a table in a bar?
innocent

Ever told a lie?
guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
guilty

Ever kissed someone of the same sex
guilty - I kissed a lot of my male friends (hahaha) and my brothers too. And my dad.

Kissed a picture?
innocent

Slept in until 5 PM?
innocent. Paling lewat bangun tido pukul 1 tengah hari.

Fallen asleep at work/school?
guilty

Held a snake?
innocent

Been suspended from school?
innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
innocent

Stolen from a store?
guilty - I stole some candles from Macy. Don't ask me why.

Been fired from a job?
innocent

Done something you regret?
guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
innocent - Never even seen snowflakes.

Kissed in the rain?
innocent - though I would love to do that.

Sat on a roof top?
guilty.

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
innocent

Sang in the shower?
guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
innocent - in fact, I pushed my sister into a swimming pool in Langkawi because the pool looked shallow...

Shaved your head?
guilty - sial PLKN.

Slept naked?
innocent

Had a boxing membership?
innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
innocent. I never made Dinie cry. At least none that I know of.

Been in a band?
innocent - SHAME!

Shot a gun?
guilty - its not any gun, its a COLT M16, design to kill soldiers on the battlefield. Thanks to PLKN.

Donated blood?
innocent

Eaten alligator meat?
innocent

Eaten cheesecake?
guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
guilty - Needs no explaining

Have/had a tattoo?
innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
guilty

Been too honest?
guilty

Ruined a surprise?
guilty - the recent Adarina affair.

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterward?
guilty

Erased someone in your friends list?
guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if your a guy) or man's clothes (if your a girl)?
innocent.

Joined a pageant?
Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
innocent - I think

Had communication w/ your ex?
guilty - Dinie

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
innocent

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty

Had loads of trouble spelling guilty while filling this is in ?
Innocent

alhamdulillah / hallelujah.

2009-06-09T14:13:00.002+08:00

Happiness is just a state of your mind. It is chemically induced by certain proteins and amino acids and what not in your brain, and circulated in your body by means of the blood vessels.

I thought that if you can chemically and artificially induce this state in yourself without the need of other external factors (girlfriend/boyfriend/game/exercise/etc) then you can be happy like you do when external factors are involved.

FOREVER

That's my plan. Now who's gonna supply me the drugs?

kahwin itu indah, i guess.

2009-06-04T00:48:00.002+08:00

Malik wants to know my wedding plans. So here goes:

#1 : How old are you?
Some of my friends puts my age at around 50-70 years old. My IC says I'm 19 this year. I feel like 24.

#2 : Are you single?
Yes! Yes I am single. Marry me, o author of these questions!

#3 : At what age do you think you'll get married?
(All reference to age will be according to my IC after this.) The minimum age for marriage that my dad has set for me is 32 years old. He want me to work first, dapat duit, bagi kat dia, and when he is satisfied enough he will give the green light. I say, around 55 years old?

#4 : Do you think you'll be marrying the person you are with now?
I am single la bodo. Cant you read? Bangang.

#5 : If not who do you want to marry?
Ramai. Gila. But I'm not a sexual maniac, I just like their company.

#6 : Who will be your bridesmaid or bestman?
Iyad. Just for the heck of it. Mwahahahaha.

#7 : Garden/beach/traditional wedding?
Kedai mamak wedding. You can come and eat and menabur rampai (or whatever shit they do to newly married couples on the jinjang pelamin), but later pay yourself la.

#8 : Honeymoon?
Wtf? Is it compulsory? Can't we just go honeymooning in Bangi je?

#9 : How many guests do you think you will invite?
Anyone who's willing to pay for my kedai mamak wedding.

#10 : Will that include your exes?
My ex is the wife.

#11 : How many layers of cake do you want.
As much as kek lapis can sustain.

#12 : When do you want to get married? Morning or evening?
Lepas subuh terus kahwin. Time2 rezeki la katakan...

#13 : Name the song/tune you would like to play in your wedding
"Bayarlah.. bayarlah sendiriiii...." (like SM Salim's Apa Nak Jadi)

#14 : Fine dining or normal fork and spoon.
You pay, you decide. Makan guna kaki pun buleh.

#15 : Champagne or red wine?
My wedding is strictly halal. No haram2 crap involved. bersih dan suci disisi Tuhan.

#16 : Honeymoon right after wedding or days after wedding?
Honeymoon kat blakang rumah ja. Bila2 buleh buat.

#17 : Money or household items?
Household items? Hang nak bagi kat aku perabot ka? Mesti beli kat courts Mammoth ni. Kalu hang beli kat situ aku x mau. Tak glamer. Nanti jiran tanya mana aku dapat perabot ni, jatuh ayaq muka aku nak habaq kata aku dapat mai courts Mammoth. Tak buleh buang pasai orang bagi hadiah. Tak buleh simpan tempat lain pasai besaq sangat. Maka konklusinya, hang bagi kat aku cash saja la noh. Cek pun buleh. Kredit kad pun diterima.

#18 : How many kids would you like to have?
7.5 kids.

#19 : Will you record your honeymoon in DVD or CD?
Kalu aku record nanti jadi dokumentari pasal Bangi pulak.

Oh! Buleh aku hantaq pi kat Majalah3! Buleh buat duit sikit no! Ih ih ih baguih betui soalan hang nih. Selamat hang tanya aku. Boleh balik modal kos kahwin aku!

#20 : I want to know their wedding plans:
No one. No one. No one.

Happy

2009-05-31T18:06:00.002+08:00

I have now obtained the ultimate weapon to combat mental terrorism

HAPPY PILLS.

God bless the D.

On a lighter note, AUDC and Arau was fun.

In AUDC, I got fever, diarrhea, coughs and flu while forced to debate because there's no reserve debater (hey, I have to make up for the taxpayer's money!) and endured extremes of boredom in Arau.

And didn't break in both. But IIU2 (Zamir, Faiz and Zaimah) won the English Category of Arau open! Good job guys :)

Will update with more crap later!

Kerana hidup ini bosan.

2009-05-01T18:27:00.002+08:00

1] Two names you go by

Asyraf and... Ri Ri??? (don't ask.)

2] What are you wearing right now?
Black tshirt and my Romp jeans. Typical hari-hari wear.

3] Does someone love you?
You mean my mom? Suuuuureeee.....

6] Have you ever been in LOVE?
Lemme think. Yes. No. Maybe. Nah, I don't know.

7] Do you believe that every one has a soul- mate?
No.

8] What' s your current problem?
Malas. Malas nak buat research, malas nak siapkan keje, malas nak study. Pikir pasal benda2 merapu je banyak. Kesian Adam ngan Fizu.

9] Have you ever had your heart broken?
Oh mesti.

11] Are you a loser ?
Nope. I'm a survivor!

12] How many kids do you want to have?
Never thought about this. 8-9 orang la kot.

13] What is/are your favorite colors?
Black. Hitam itu bergaya.

15] Have you ever found it hard to tell anyone you like them?
Semestinya adabi! Like, hell yeah!

16] Imagine you're 40 & your spouse just died would you get re- married?

I don't think so.

17] At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex?
13? Stupid maahad. I was turned to be very self-concious. Stupid maahad, again.

18] What song do you want played at your wedding?
Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles

When the Stars Go Blue by The Corrs and Bono

19] Do you like anyone?
oh hell yeah.

21] Have you ever wrote a love song? poem?
Nope. Not that jiwang.

22] Do you want to get married?
Bak kata Afiq Jusnaidi, "later in life lah"

23) Are you a shy person?
Nope. Don't think so.

24) Did u have a good day today ?
Boleh blah jugak lah. I woke up getting a text from Tasnim saying that she can't help me with the drugs, I'm legal enough to ask for prescription from clinics. Good way to start a day.

25) Where did u just get back from?
No where. I was lazing around today, while insistently forcing myself to pick up Future of Freedom and finish reading it so that I can type the review so that Azrul will not be angry anymore on the 6th.

26) What are you thinking about ?
Mi/Kuey teow sup. My perut kembung sebab angin.

28) Would you ever go back to any of your past relationships?
Never ever. There were 2 relationships. One was covert and lasts only 2 months. The other one I felt like I'm talking to some spender budak asrama.

29) Who's the closest person to you?
En. Adam Danial, En Fizreen Torres, <-- note the comma at the end of the sentence.

30) Who do you tag?
Kambing2 di jalanan.

2009-05-01T18:11:00.002+08:00

Kepada rakan2 dari maahad yg telah lama ku tinggalkan.

How are you guys? Happy and well, I hope.

Malas nak bertanye khabar dan memuji2 korang sumua, maka aku teruskan dengan agenda blog aku hari ni.

Kepada:

Amarol. What the FUUU happened to you man? I mean, yeah, I never expected you to change your ways after we separated (ecewah), but whatever you are doing right now is waaaaay beyond anything I ever expected. Where's your decency? Where's your innocence? Where the hell is the Amarol I was friends with for 2 years?? (well, make it one-and-a-half).

Well yeah, I am not that decent either, but I still maintain some form of limits to my own wild pursuits. You, on the other hand, god, what happened?

If you've purposely lost what you can't recover, then I feel sorry for you. Deep from my heart.

Shukri Sahut: Hell, wtf? Ape cer beb? You lost contact, you never logged on into YM. I was left with nothing. Don't tell me I didn't do anything. Look at yourself.

Piyan: You are very impressionable and very gullible. I knew that since form 1 lagi. Be careful wherever you go. You're stupid, you know that, and its best if you take all my previous advises even if some are a bit too blunt and brutal to your ears.

Afzal: Ditto. Albeit a bit evil.

Haekal: Don't follow their weird ways. you know its not correct.

2009-04-14T22:03:00.002+08:00

I thought that for the sake of not having to repeat the story all over again, I'd just direct people to this particular post in my blog.

08/04/09

Me: We have trainings today ya. Just a reminder.

Habib: Yeah, okay. make sure you inform everyone in nilai also that there's training. there had better not be a repeat of last wednesday.

Me: The only ppl who must come are those going to bangladesh. The others hv the option not to come.

Habib: Really, wow, last i checked even those in the first team, didn't come. that excludes me. don't tell me things i already know. see you later, i hope.

Me: You were pissed the last time i told you that saba' and maryam are not obliged to come and that we cant fill the quota of 10 ppl needed to pay tariq. That was not the reaction i expected from someone who knew these details. So i felt that it wouldnt do anyone any harm (except mental, and that wouldnt me) to again remind people of their entitled rights.

Habib: And just so you know what you're talking about is everyday training organized by azrul, that's the one they have the option of not coming for, the ones we're having now, are the one's you're decided upon and even without azrul. we would've still carried it out, if we were all still in pj or nilai, as normal weekly trainings. but then again, 2 days like this also people can't come, i don't see why alot would attend for azrul's training anyways. and ashy, don't get smart with me, wou're not that smart okay. and you're not a better debater than i am. that's a fact, don't like it, attend and do better. but until then, seriously, your insensitive, irritating. Rude and childish statements aren't required. it's not their rights, lets make that very clear.

Me: The trainings that we agreed upon are prioritizing the audc team and not the rest of them. These trainings are made to temporarily replace azrul's trainings, so by right, if they're not to come to azrul's trainings then they are also not obliged to come to this replacement trainings that we have. But if they want to come, all the better. Our individual skills and personal disposition is beside the point.

Habib: These same people, have a choice. if they come, good for them, if they don't, too bad, their loss. the way i see it, for me, missing 2days of your training without a trainer's not going to make you or any other individual in this 'club', any better than i already am. this is about individual debating skills, or else why would we come? eh boss? you decided to ate these trainings, and evem you can't co-ordinate properly, and if it isn't, why the sudden change in tone, you just sent me a defensive reply, sorry to say, but i have a long long way to go, and alot more to learn. but if i'm saying this, where do you all stand. next time, don't get to cocky with me ashy, no benefits there. ps- i'm not the only one who thinks you're an ass now. the beauty of this world is, 'what goes around comes around'. your entire bench of supporters in ikea you were with the other day, backstabbed you and each another by telling stories to me. so seriously, you don't thinks i don't know whats going around. why do you think i'm being such a bitch to you? remember, it was your same words that said i was not your best friend, when i took you as mine. frankly speaking now, i'm glad now. and this had better not be about candy, i swear to god! thu'll be the stridest thing to fight about, i had every right, and she knew what she was getting herself into.

Habib: The trainings that we agreed upon are prioritizing the audc team and not the rest of them. These trainings are made to temporarily replace azrul's trainings, so by right, if they're not to come to azrul's trainings then they are also not obliged to come to this replacement trainings that we have. But if they wan to come, all the better. Our individual skills and personal disposition is beside the point. - (says a person who's in an AUDC team. but he himself, does not come.)

Me: Aih, you said that they must come on these trainings now you said that they have a right to come and go as they please. Make up your mind. If they want to come, they're very welcomed, if they dont then they dont have to. Its their loss of they choose to forfeit the trainings. And really, the discussion is whether these ppl are obliged to come, or not. Everything else is irrelevant. We can start a new discussion on much more private stuf if you want to, but i think thats just an immense wate of my time and not that i really wanted to share the stuf with you.

Habib: be a man, don't dismiss, discuss. i know what i said, i said that they have to come but you insisted that they don't have to come, so fine, you're the boss. you decide la, i was just being nice. and Yet you still say, 'we can start a more private conversation'. why? is the whole world reading this message? public ke? why not? let's not talk about this. let's settle this once and for all. you think i want to discuss my private life with you is it? i'm just amazed that alot of you have alot of comments about my life, and it's a public discussion. they say, they don't like me, but i'm still the center of attention at table talk, i hope you all feel retarded. besiedes who am i to you? you don't communicate neither you try. and you expect me to be all cool.

Me: Ok, that's done then. They dont have to come if the want to, they have the option. The audc teams, lets try to be more comitted. I think that's settled, then.

Habib: Chicken out, good job. fuck off. seriously, don't expect anything from me, i'll pay you back your bloody money by the end of this month. 360, the las i checked. i deserve better friends. we're debate partners, period. what ever i've done for you, halal, i did it sincerely, i don't expect anyhting back

Me: Good ok. Yeah you deserve better friends. Tata, c ya tonight.

It's not fair for me to pass a judgment on this matter, as I have a direct interest on this. Therefore it is open for dicussion, and I welcome all sorts of inputs from the readers of my blog. I will post follow ups of this drama later. Have fun!

2009-04-08T02:20:00.004+08:00

Saturday plans.

Go to The Curve with Tasnim, Arinah, Hurrie and probably Jack.

Tengok F&F4. Meleleh air liuq aku nak tengok.

Tibai makan kat IKEA. Meatballs. Poached Salmon. Daim Cake. DAIM CAKE! oh tuhanku, ITS THE KING OF ALL CAKES! LONG LIVE THE KING! PRESEVERE UNTIL I EAT YOU!

Balik.

I so can't wait. Mama please let me go? Pretty please?? Kalau Mama tak bagi Angah pi Mama kene masak Mi Rebus. Angah tak kire. Hari tu Mama masak Mi Kari sikit sangat mi dia, Angah dok kempunan sampai hari ni. Cilaka betoi kauntiti mi tu.

Tagged! by Tasnim!

2009-04-07T09:59:00.002+08:00

Sorry, same tags. I purposely left the personal "what about you?" part because the answers would be more or less the same.

::: What is the relationship of you and him/her? :
We gossip with each other. She was my hopeful supplier for drugs, but she won't let me (get the drugs). Shame! Good friends, she was fun to hang around with, especially the kutuk2 sessions we had.

::: Your impressions towards him:
Fun, funnier, funniest! At first I thought that she was being bitchy, you know, I thought that was typical of people like her. Then after she emancipated from SF she turns out to be, like, woah! that's not the Tasnim I knew! So we hang around much more often and the sessions turns out to be FUN!

BTW it's a her.

::: If he/she become your lover, you will :::
Also be her lover lah! Wth?

::: If he/she become your enemy, you will :::
Make peace with her. Seriously, she's not the type of girl you'd want to mess with. She could spread vicious lies within her network of friends (and believe me, she is an alive, mobile and talkative Facebook account) and I'd be doomed. No girl would want me and my male peers would look down on me. Ahah! She could concoct the craziest lies and sell it and what the heck, people will buy it! And after that we go and eat some ice-cream.

:::If he/she become your lover, he/she has to improve on his/her :::

Whining. She whines less now, but she was a bit of a whiner when she still lepak with SF. God, bising gila, aku tak tahan sebab her voice is high pitched she talk really fast. There was a time when all I wanted to do was penampar sebijik kat dia. Hahaha.

::: If he become your enemy, the reason is :::
I most probably turned gay and hooked up with the hottest dude around. Not that I'm going to (turn gay, I mean).

::: The most desirable thing to do on him/her is :::
Same thing here! pergi pantai, take pictures together Lepak2 and build sandcastles, and after that we go for some seafood! But Tasnim pays lah.

::: The overall impression of him/her is :::
She rocks hell two times over!

tagged by Jem.

2009-04-05T23:10:00.005+08:00

Tagged by Jem Jemmie.

::: What is the relationship of you and him/her? :
acquaitance. lovers. closet lesbians :D

::: Your impressions towards him:
Its a her, and she's weird. but cool. you know, weirdly cool.

::: If he/she become your lover, you will :::
most probably i'd jump off the cliff behind masjid nilai :D - heck, gatal siot soalan ni. no no i never thought anything gatal about anyone okay, unless she's scarlett johansson or any of those hauntigly beautiful actresses.

::: If he/she become your enemy, you will :::
wage a covert spy war. burn her bras and pantieces when she hung them out to dry. throw rocks/ stones/spit/shit/books/makcik janitor at her while she's passing down C-block. drive her down (if i happen to drive a car to nilai) and then scream "DIE! DIE! DIE!!!" then laugh maniac-ly and go and drink some tea at kawah thai.

:::If he/she become your lover, he/she has to improve on his/her :::

segan-ness? she's segan around me. we never uttered a single word to each other in real-life.

::: If he become your enemy, the reason is :::
it's a she lah. and the reason would be because i bough a supe-expensive lomo camera that she wanted so much but she's unable to buy it therefore it would do her emotions peace to hate me and revile me for the rest of her short life (you know, after she became my enemy, i will execute order #4)

::: The most desirable thing to do on him/her is :::
go around KL and take lomo pictures together. wah, cinta lomo!

::: The overall impression of him/her is :::
coolest wanita i knew.

::: How do you think the people around you will feel about you:
oh wow. i never countered this kind of question before. lemme think about it for a while.

:::The character of you for yourself is? :::
my weird disposition.

::: On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is :::

nothing. i love my self.

::: The most ideal person that you wanna be is? :::
a rock star.

::: For the people who likes you, say something to them :::
awh wtf. go find someone else.

I wanna tag:

Tasnim!

Hurrie!

Azam!

Jem! (back at you!)

Faril!

YOU WILL DO THIS TAG OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES LATER IN YOUR SHORT AND PUNY LIFE, VERMINS!!

For sore losers everywhere.

2009-04-02T09:58:00.006+08:00

#1 You are annoying. I suppose you don't know this fact.

#2 You are not a god. People don't suck up to you nowadays. Better luck next semester, when juniors enter the Holy Land of UIA and you can flaunt your "charm". Charm my ass.

#3 People don't care about who your friend is. And ultimately people would never suck up to your friend, just because your friend is better in certain things than some of us.

#4 Majority of people I know care less about you. Some don't give a shit anymore. Deal with it.

#5 You need to grow up. Big time.

#6 Your plans need to involve less people, because more and more people think your plans are crap and boring and when they don't come you get depressed and it is entirely none of anyone's fault.

#7 If you are depressed shit, go see a psychiatrist or just kill yourself.

#8 You should stop being a womanizer. You're not that honest in relationships, you just wanna test your skills in hitting a girl and getting her. And you hit on ugly girls. And later on you get annoyed with her dependence on you and you leave her and find 3-5 more girls who thinks you're hot. And then you get depressed.

#9 If people wants to push you away from them, they mean it. Stop harassing people who don't want you.

#10 Be less pitiful. And stop menagih kasih.

#11 You are just a footnote on people's epic ass. Live with it.

#12 Other people's decisions are so much more important than yours. You're just a gnat in this space-time continuum of life. Stop making noise.

#13 Just shut up when someone else's talking.

Will update this list over time. If you guys have any good addition to this list just put it in the comments. Thanks!

Disclaimer - This is not intended for anyone, as the title goes, it's as general as topics can get. If you terasa with this post, there's nothing I can do, and I'm not going to apologize to anyone just because they feel like shit. You can't sue me, I have a disclaimer.

Jalan2 Carik Makan

2009-03-29T01:13:00.004+08:00

I was having a conversation with Malik on how the woman/host in Jalan2 Cari Makan visibly increased her weight, tak sampai habis satu season dah kene beli baju saiz XL. Fatahadthu baina Malik wa Asyraf bi hiwar:

[01:10] sturm_steel: i wanna go on a jalan2 carik makan spree la
[01:10] sturm_steel: jalan2 carik kedai makan
[01:10] sturm_steel: yg spesel2 punye
[01:10] sturm_steel: wahahaha
[01:10] sturm_steel: pdehal duit xde
[01:10] ask_herandmail_lick: hahaa...
[01:10] ask_herandmail_lick: sbb 2 jd si minah hostess jln2 cari mkn...
[01:10] ask_herandmail_lick: naek sepam badan dye...
[01:10] ask_herandmail_lick: dlue kurus2 jerk...
[01:11] sturm_steel: tau xpe
[01:11] sturm_steel: gemok sial
[01:11] sturm_steel: x habis 1 season dah nmpak lemak2
[01:11] ask_herandmail_lick: i knw!!!
[01:11] ask_herandmail_lick: cm bapak arh...
[01:11] ask_herandmail_lick: 1 hari wt 2 episode kew apewh...
[01:11] ask_herandmail_lick: huhuuu~
[01:12] ask_herandmail_lick: sbb 2 she shld just taste da food jerk...not eat smpai hbes~
[01:12] sturm_steel: and she wont quit, coz she's getting paid to EAT!!
[01:12] ask_herandmail_lick: sengal nyer minah~
[01:12] sturm_steel: bitch, i wish i could be like her
[01:12] sturm_steel: to be paid to eat
[01:12] ask_herandmail_lick: hahaa...
[01:12] sturm_steel: instead of paying to eat
[01:12] ask_herandmail_lick: entah gaji mahal mne entah...
[01:12] sturm_steel: such a disincentive for me to have my dinner

A good place to start the makan2 spree would be, of course, Penang

*Penang! Food! Glorious Food!* - Mi Kari. Mi Rebus. Mi Ini. Mi Itu. Pasembor. Nasi of Intelligible Lauk. Seafood. SEAFOOD!

Kedah? - Laksa Kedah. Nasi Lemak Bawah pokok kat Kulim nuh.

Yummie Perak - Let me see...... apa specialty depa ni... oh yeah, ikan patin masak tempoyak... *drool.... drool some more*

I won't touch east coast food, though. I heard its weird . Sweet sambal. Wth?

Selangor? - Nothing of interest. Move on!

NS and Melaka - Udang Galah masak Cili Padi, Asam Pedas, Ikan bakaq. Wah!!! YUM!!

Johor - Laksa johor.

I"M SO HUNGRY NOW.

Q&A sessions.

2009-03-12T12:26:00.003+08:00

Q: How's your cuti?

A: Fine, fine. A bit hectic, maybe. Whoever heard of cutis being hectic? Only applicable to CFS debaters, I guess.

Q: How's your "crush"?

A: Oh, I'm just happy enough with things as it is. Don't nag me with these questions anymore yeah?

Q: Are you suuuuuuuure???

A: Yes I am.

Q: OK lah kalau macam tu.

A: Is that even a question?

Hi guys. To all of you reading my blog, please forward any questions you'd like to ask me in the comments section of this post. I'd be happy to answer them. Cheers!

Faril was my enemy.

2009-03-04T22:56:00.000+08:00

[22:56] FaRiL: how can u know the person is not spinning n putting a song name
[22:56] jackyo wackyo: probably you're just plain stupid
[22:56] FaRiL: hey i've mistaken SIX DAMN TIMES OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:56] FaRiL:arghhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:56] jackyo wackyo: yep. you're just plain stupid. that's confirmed

nuff said.

2009-03-04T12:19:00.002+08:00

I just realized how boring this cuti can be.

What I could've done when it's not cuti and everyone is where they're supposed to be: Nilai

I could spend my day playing PSP with Nazmi, Aiman and the dudes from bilik sebelah.
Or I could watch movies from my laptop. With the dudes from bilik sebelah.
Or I could play DOTA seround or two with Jun, Yusop, Wan.

Yep. I have a crappy social life. Now that most of them do not have short sem, my psp mate Nazmi is not gonna be around during short sem, tinggal lagi sorang ja psp mate aku - Aiman. And I'm gonna have debate trainings every single day, lagi lah, my social life is nil.

I am devising a plan to lepak as much as possible during the short sem with the dudes from Nilai, because, friends are, after all, precious, and I'm not going to have this much fun when I have my ass settled in Gombak. And probably when we're all in frikkin Gombak, amatlah susah nak lepak bersama. Appreciate lah the people around you as much as you can while you still can.

The Kooks - Naive.

Waaaaah. I miss Nilai and all its inhabitants.

Music

2009-03-01T03:45:00.001+08:00

The Kooks

Interpol

The Strokes

Archies

Arctic Monkeys

The Corrs & Bono

Try them out. They're cool.

Aku dalam cinta.

2009-02-21T00:13:00.002+08:00

Someone took my breath away.

Shit.

Shit shit shit.

Can I love you?

5 things I don't want on my birthday.

2009-02-10T16:21:00.005+08:00

#1 Birthday surprises. Either you wish me properly or you don't.

#2 Crappy Presents. Either you give me proper presents or you don't.

#3 Insincere wishes. Oh come on. Birthdays?? I'm only 1 year older!

#4 Anyone wasting money on me. Which I don't think would happen but prior warning is always advisable.

#5 Anyone trying to make that day special for me.

I DO NOT CELEBRATE MY OWN BIRTHDAY. DO NOT TAKE IT INTO YOUR HAND TO BE HAPPY OR TO MAKE ME HAPPY ON THAT DAY. PRETEND IT IS A NORMAL, AVERAGE, BORING DAY.

God, I could not be less articulate, could I?

HIV. Adakah kamu aware?

2009-02-10T13:36:00.004+08:00

Cool event coming up:

www.dodgehiv.blogspot.com

It's an event on HIV awareness organized by the cool peeps of Cyberjaya University College of Medical Sciences. A lot of activities are being planned and organized, and you can learn more about the much-stigmatized-and-discriminated HIV.

I don't think I should bebel much. Just click the link if you wanna find out more. If you Nilai people are interested to come you guys can just text me. I can drive you guys there. Aku pun bukan tau jalan nak pi Taman Tasik Titiwangsa.

You know who I am.

Oh oh, and also my cousin Along Intan Azhani (gila hierarchy of power) is performing with her band, so if you wanna see how cool my family is, do come to the event! At least I can show off my cousins :P

In support of my cousin, Nabila Azizan.

Shut up and drive

2009-02-10T02:06:00.002+08:00

Good stuff to try while you're on the road, driving. (in conjunction with zulazam's driving test today/tomorrow)

Drive laju gila, like 180km/h, on the highway.

Makan ice-cream cone while driving that fast.

Listen to light&easy.

Better still, listen to sina/klasik fm.

Try to sleep for 10 seconds while on the wheel to see where you might end up.

Hit the back of a Murano multiple times so that it doesn't look like a Murano anymore.

Say FU*K YOU!! to a motorist.

Better still, mow a motorist down just for the purpose of doing that, and laugh like a maniac while doing so.

Give left signal when turning to the right, and give right signal when turning to the left.

Play with headlamps when its dark. Perplex the driver in front of you.

Put on the emergency lights (yang nyala dua2 belah signal tu) and speed like hell.

Shut off all lights when its dark.

Stay in the middle of two lanes (on the lines seperating lanes) .

Hit a police car and run. Just to see how fast a police car can speed.

Spit on motorists, pedestrians and people who has their windows down.

Well, these are just suggestions. Hope you'll have fun trying them out!

Blogging about Allah

2009-02-05T12:54:00.003+08:00

Halu. As the tajuk is self explanatory, I don't think I need to define about the topic itself (chewah, macam debate sial).

It's freakin boring when a lot of bloggers blog about God incessantly. And the worst thing is, they copy-pasted a lot of their posts from other blogs and couldn't come up with their own original post about Allah. Which is a bit overrated. Aku malas betul nak baca blog2 ketuhanan Allah ni, because it's the same from blog to blog, unless you are a radical yourself, or you're openly "liberal" or you're just downright kafir. These type of people would come up with their own original posts about Islam and God, and not give the same copy pasted shit/crap that you'll find in other pious blogs.

Pious la sangat.

Lemme show you an example.

Apakah sebenarnya qunut nazilah ni???

Qunut Nazilah adalah doa qunut ketika musibah atau kesulitan menimpa kaum Muslimin, seperti peperangan, terbunuhnya kaum Muslimin atau diserangnya kaum Muslimin oleh orang-orang kafir. Qunut Nazilah, iaitu mendoakan kebaikan atau kemenangan bagi kaum Mu’minin dan mendoakan kecelakaan atau kekalahan, kehancuran dan kebinasaan bagi orang-orang kafir, Musyrikin dan selainnya yang memerangi kaum Muslimin. Qunut Nazilah ini hukumnya sunnat, dilakukan sesudah ruku’ pada rakaat terakhir pada solat fardhu lima waktu, dan hal ini dilakukan oleh Imam atau Ulil Amri.

Maksudnya:
“Ya Allah,Sesungguhnya kami meletakkan-Mu di batang-batang leher musuh-musuh kami Dan kami berlindung dengan-Mu daripada kejahatan-kejahatan mereka.Ya Allah, Leburkanlah kumpulan-kumpulan mereka, pecah belahkan dan kacau bilaukan persatuan mereka.Goncangkan pendirian mereka Dan hantarkanlah anjing-anjing kamu kepada mereka Wahai tuhan yang gagah perkasa Wahai tuhan yang penuh raksasa Wahai tuhan yang bersifat murka.Ya allah Ya allah Ya allah Ya allah,Wahai Tuhan yang menurunkan kitab,Wahai Tuhan yang mengarakkan awan,Wahai tuhan yang menewaskan bala tentera al-ahzab,Kalahkan mereka,Kalahkan mereka,Kalahkan mereka Dan menangkan kami ke atas mereka.”

http://menitikehidupanku.blogspot.com/

That's one post. There's another one which is COMPLETELY THE SAME with menitikehidupan.bs post:

MAKSUDNYA:

Ya Allah, sesungguhnya kami meletakkan-Mu di batang-batang leher musuh-musuh kami dan kami berlindung denganmu dari kejahatan mereka Ya Allah, leburkanlah kumpulan-kumpulan mereka, pecah belahkan dan kacau bilaukan persatuan mereka, goncangkan pendirian mereka dan hantarkanlah anjing2 kamukepada mereka wahai Tuhan yang gagah perkasa, wahai Tuhan yang penuh raksasa, wahai Tuhan yang bersifat murka. Ya Allah, Ya Allah, Ya Allah. Wahai Tuhan yang menurunkan kitab, wahai Tuhan yang mengarakkan awan, wahai Tuhan yang menewaskan bala tentera al-ahzab. Kalahkan mereka, kalahkan mereka, kalahkan mereka. Dan menangkan kami ke atas mereka.

nak tlg dorg kt sane
x mampu
so,drpd kita x tlg pape
lebih baik kita doakan mereka
5 kali sehari
sama2 kita amalkan
doa qunut nazilah
yallah yallah!

Which is fine with me. But come on, BERAPA RAMAI NAK BLOG PASAL BENDA SAMA??

Blogging about Allah and Islam is fine, but never, ever treat your reader like a small kid who needs to be thought on lessons about Islam. It'll make you look pompuos, arrogant and poyo, not to mention faking piety.

Apa yang ku mahu....

apa yang ku mahu?
seorang IMAM yang membimbingku
yang membawa ku kejalan CAHAYA
membuahkan cinta atas jalan ILAHI

apa yang ku mahu?
seorang TEMAN yang menasihatiku
TEMAN dikala duka dan suka
TEMAN yang mengajakku mengucapkan SYUKUR atas nikmatMU

apa yang ku mahu?
seorang yang melindungiku
mengingatkanku tentang MATI
membuatku rasa SELAMAT

apa yang ku mahu sebenarnye ni....soalan yang belum terjawab..huhuhu..nntikan..stu hari akan terjawab...haahaha...insya ALLAH>>>

http://fizahg.blogspot.com/

Bloglah benda2 yang orang tak boring nak baca, ya?

Soalan2 Bodoh

2009-02-02T11:47:00.002+08:00

Bukannya di-tag pun, tapi kelas comp bosan, maka aku harus buat sesuatu untuk meransang minda supaya tak tido.

A) People who have been tagged must write their answers in their blog.
B) Tag 8 people to do this quiz. (Those that are tagged cannot refuse.)
C) Continue this game by tagging 8 other people.

1.What have you been doing recently?
Debates. Tido. Driving. Penat wooo. Even with tido.

2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Only when the battery dies, but I digress. It's a stupid answer :D

3.What happened at 10am today?
STAAAAAAAATIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTIIIIIIICCCCSSSS!!! The Pertaining Class.

4.When did you last cry?
Hah!

5.Believe in fate/destiny?
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.

6.What do you want in your life now?
A 3.5 min CGPA, the best CFS debater, going to Bangladesh. A car. A wife???

7.Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
Yeah I do. Even though it is vary not macho, being dry trumps machoness every time.

8.What's your favourite thing to do on the bed?
Tempat letak baju. buku, beg. Aku tidoq kat sofa je.

9.What bottoms are you wearing now?
Class gear plus fatigues. I'm planning a rebellion against IIUM admins today.

10.What's the nicest things in your inbox?
Emails from Tim? HA HA.

11.Do you tend to make the relationship complicated?
Oh never. I am a secure person bebeh.

12.Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?
Nope. Never. People borrow MY stuff. Adam has my one of my watches, so's Safu.

13.What was the last movie you caught?
They Wait, cerita hantu which I slept through. Did it count as a movie I caught?

14.What are you proud of?
My shoes!!! Scholl ku, Nike ku, Pointer ku.

15.What does the oldest text msg in your inbox say?
"Kau bodoh ke?"

16.What was the last song you sang out loud?
Fluorescent Adolescent nyanyian Monyet Kutub Utara.

17.Do you have any nicknames?
A freakin lot.

18.What does the newest text say?
Something about I have to get into contact with Kak Mi to do some debate stuff.

19.What time did you go to bed last night?
Awal jila.

20.Are you currently happy?
YES. NO. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW.

21.Who gives you the best advise?
Um. Ini private lah, kawan.

22.Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
Nope coz whipped cream tastes of air.

23.Who did you talk on the phone last night?
My dad. He was telling me to come home.

24.Is something bugging you now?
Nope. AKU SECURE.

25.Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Fizu on Taipudam (TAIk PUngkoq aDAM)

Aku tak mau tag sapa2. Feel obliged to tag yourself bebeh.

Tag sucked from Azam's blog.

Ha Ha.

2009-01-29T13:11:00.003+08:00

For lack of anything I more evil that I can think of, here's some copy-pasted stuff from some of my friends blog, highlighting peoples' insecurities.

"the conversation stopped there.

this is the 1st time i've being disturbed by a f*cking faggot.

luckily i didnt gave him my street address,otherwise he'll find me and mayb f*ck me.

shit.

two last words to end this post: shit gay!" - jak

Comment: Aku rasa laki tu mesti desperate.

"it is 6.30p.m. n this is the amount of people who actually remembered my burfday..
haha..
sadly, non of my close friends wish to me..
that's ok.."- irsyad

Comment: You're only 1 freaking year older. Get a life. 6 billion other people in this goddang planet pun ada birthday depa sendiri. No fuss pun.

"I'm a bit confused with abudi's and amir's plan lately. Because they have this "SSS" Disease.. What does that stands for u ask? Well, certainly it stands for "Syok Sendiri Syndrome"~! Yeah! Each of them plan to go to places and stuff without actually telling others about the plan in detail while at the same time assuming that the others know about the plan in the first place.. WOW!! Each time I talk to them, they will be like "Malam nie tgk wayang.. Esok gerak genting.. Esok beli HD cam.. Etc".. And I was like, WTF!! At least warn me earlier if u guys want to go out. The best example would be yesterday.. I was chatting with abudi and he said "Aku gerak rumah kau pukul 8.30, tgk wayang dkt alamanda". And I was like "Dah bgtau Amir belum?" Then he said "Tak, nanti lepas mandi la bgtau". Woot, last minute inform!! You guys are so cool~!" - Haidhar

Comment: Gila insecure. Missing out on friends pun nak mati.

Saying my goodbyes.

2009-01-22T01:36:00.005+08:00

Come next month, a lot of people I know would be leaving Nilai and All Its Crappiness. Some I am glad that they'll leave, graduating lah kononnya, others I would miss them.

Yeah yeah sure, call me sentimentol, emo, pussy, whatever.

Here's the list, not ranked according to their importance.

#1: Afiq Ibnu Jusnaidi

I called him, quite recently, Afiq the Goddamn Jew, or just Afiq Jew. He's a very good buddy of mine, my debating partner throughout my entire life here in this sh*thole. Likes to make jokes at my expense, sometimes would go angry if I didn't perform up to expectations or I crapped something (usually in debates but sometimes in class). We were together during DAPDI, Rotterdam, CFS League, he drove me around during Royals. Ah, very nice dude. I will miss him a lot when everyone's gone.

One time, I was supposed to stay and my grandparents place because I've got a debate that weekend, but I didn't tell my granparents that I was supposed to come and sleepover at their place. When I reached PJ nobody was home, turned out they were all at Bangi and would not return to PJ until the next day. I was at a freaking lost: "mana aku nak tido malam ni??" Then I remembered that Afiq stays at Damansara, and since I was driving I could stay over at his place. I called him up, told me that I was in deep crap and all and all he said was "sure sure, datanglah".

He sure saved me that day. Could not thank him less.

We were very good friends from the very first day of our taaruf here and I do hope this whatever will go on until we're 80. Long live the Strawberries, dude. A toast of honour to you.

#2 Arinah Najwa

Yes, you, Arinah. Me and Arinah knew each other through debate, and we very quickly become very good friends. I don't know how it all started, but we got this bond together like brothers and sisters, and I always tell my crap to her, no matter how merepek / merapu / meraban it is.I was devastated when she didn't get selected to go with us to Holland. When I was dying post DAPDI she was there. When I was dying post everything she was there. Could not thank her more. Helped me through a lot of emotional crap. I use her handphone to Facebook in BTQ. The very reason I got a Happy line in the first place. An extremely efficient person. Very good working partner.

Arinah and I got compunded because of this so called crap "close proximity" which we have to pay 50bucks for and got our Sem I results barred because the Admins have no idea that we paid our dues already. So for a short while we were married, me the hubbie and she the wifey. Happy times.

For all the things, Arinah, I salute you.

#3 Liya Saffura

She called me Sunshine, likes to nag to me about things that she likes, and likes to talk about things that really interests her. She's a very good girl, and her company is sorely missed. We hanged out together a few times, and I even been to her house in Senawang. She never complains about anything, and though sometimes her words can be a bit edgy, she means no harm. She's just a girl trying to find her place in this crowded place we call Earth.

May Jason Mraz be with you.

#4 Habib

I have nothing to say about this dude. For everything, Habib, thank you.

#5 Bob and Alya

The members of the Weirdos Peoplehood. They affectionately call me "Kabi" (Kambing Babi). I call Bob, Bob and Alya, Gay-Minded Lesbian. But she's none of that. Probably that is how we express our love in the Peoplehood.

I knew both of them through debate, and although they haven't stayed with the EDC, they had always been my tea partner on the afternoons after class at Kawah Thai. Thanks for the toast. And teh o ais. Hats off to you, bebehs.

And to all others who are graduating, I congratulate you. May you have a shiny, brand new semester in Gombak.

This list will be updated and edited in time.

Smiles.

2009-01-20T17:30:00.004+08:00

I've been inspirationless for the past few days. Now? still inspirationless, but I'm giving my fingers the some liberty to type, whatever it may churn out, God knows.

Oh yeah. Smiles. If there's anything I like, it is seeing people smiling. Why?

Smiles are cool because it made me feel at calm. At least people have an expression on their face, conveying their feelings to the world (or at least, their surroundings). It is one of the expressions I like, including laughing (though I don't know whether you can classify laughing as an expression) and the ironic look.

Smiles of approval, smiles of happiness, smiles of relief. Smiles not just affects the lips, but the whole face. The face contorted hideously to form a smile, which is actually very pleasant to look at. I would suggest:

pak guard and mak guard
undertaker / penggali kubor
doctors
mak cik cleaners
a lot of our politicians
polis (especially when they get to suck some rasuah from the terrified public)
mak cik yang jaga CFS cafe
cats

to smile a lot. Because that would help me to understand their feelings more. Yes. smile when you're angry, or when you're in pain, when you're trying to murder somebody, or when you're plainly dying. It's easier.

On the other hand, laughing is cooler because when you laugh, you get to forget the world. The only thing that matters to you when you were laughing is what you were laughing at. And it forms your entire world for the 2 seconds you are laughing at it. People laugh all the time because laughing helps them to forget whatever crap they were having at the current moment temporarily. Laughs are addictive and infectious. Go ahead. Laugh insensibly at nothing and I tell you, you'd find it hard to stop laughing, and people around you would laugh (at you) too.

Forms of laughter:

The snicker - when you heard something sly or evil, or that you're just so plain evil you snicker at everything.
The mars - when you wanted to laugh but you couldn't but you obviously want to.
The ROFL - When something so stupid happened you just have to laugh.
The retard - You were laughing at something that is not funny but strucks you as funny.
The wail - you know, the sound when all the mak cik - mak cik kampungs make when they indulge in local kampung gossip and something funny was being told that involves some poor anak dara or the other.

are you freaking 18 years old??

2009-01-17T09:45:00.000+08:00

Rahsia Pancutkan Isteri

Anda lelaki yang dayus jika terus membiarkan isteri anda kegersangan. Jangan sampai isteri anda mula curang terhadap anda.

Bacaan 18 Tahun Keatas

Anda kerap tewas? Banyak panduan untuk kita amalkan untuk kebahagiaan rumahtangga, namun ramai juga yang kalah di katil.

Abang nak lagi syg puas

Rahsia kawalan seni pancutan tanpa batas. Suami kepuasan dan isteri kenikmatan. Klik disini untuk mendapatkan rahsia ini. Suami Hebat.

Facebook is now promoting libido enhancement.

I feel so very juvenile.

Palestin dan affiliates.

2009-01-17T04:31:00.000+08:00

We had a Demonstrasi Aman Untuk Palestin yesterday. It was crap.

The thing started after semayang Jumaat. I saw Saba' in front of Kawah Thai asking her friends "where are all the girls?". My best estimation is that only 10% of the girls turunlah nak menyokong Palestin dan nak crapkan Yahudi itu.

Imagine my frikkin surprise when A LOT OF GIRLS CAME IN BLACK CLOTHES carrying sepanduks damning Israel.

"Kami sokong Palestin"

"Hancur KUFFAR!!"

"IRKSS for Palestinians!"

Sangat lah emo.

All the while I was chuckling to myself and making snide comments about this demo. Habib went like,

"ah you stupid Jew, come and join me or else I'll kick you in the ass."

"I can't. I support Israel and its all economic establishments!"

"Oh shut up you hypocrite and just scream for the freaking Palestinians."

I was having a flu at that time and my head is still groggy from the bloody flu medication and Habib wants me to scream and shout and kill myself for the Palestinians.

Oh come on. I was dying.

"Hidup Islam!"

So I went back upstairs and lepaked with Ijat and Jun.

Some more snide comments.

"Kite mane boeh boikot Israel, nanti tak ade McD!"

"Bos, bom sini satu! Ada demo Palestin ni, Bos!" (I was pretending to be a Jew Mossad spy in CFS)

"Majid mana? Aku rasa dia x join dowh, anak makan McD hari2, kalau boikot bini marah."

"Oi! Ko pakai NOKIA!! BAKAR!! BAKAR!!!"

"OK lepas ni ada sedikit jamuan rengan di Kawah Thai. Suma orang dijemput."

"Hancur Polis!! HANCUR!!"

"Maka muncullah Anwar Ibrahim dan berucap: wahai pemuda CFS! Undilah PKR!"

Heh :D

Now I FEEL GUILTY FOR BEING SADISTIC AT THE EXPENSE OF THE PALESTINIANS.

Don't throw me into the hell-fire, oh God.

Ini adalah crap.

2009-01-16T09:50:00.000+08:00

I never knew arabic could be this boring. Therefore instead of trying to kill myself with these spidery letters I've resorted to write my blog in the comfort of the library using Arinah's phone. Pretty cool huh? Blogging innocently in the presence of the mighty ustazah who can fail your arabic as she pleases.

I never felt more tortured.

On the other hand, the edc recruitment day was a success. Turnout was unexpected. Girls ruled the hall apparently. Guys are pussies.

Ya habibi ya maulana ada telur tak mau guna.

Wonderful day.

2009-01-14T23:55:00.000+08:00

I trust my Ipod more than I trust people, random or otherwise. Lesson learned the very hard way. If you see me listening to my Ipod means that I am:

willing to ditch conversation with you, or any one of them.
telling all my secrets to my Ipod. It never complained. It gave me wonderful insights.
feeling lonely, and would like to keep it that way.
feeling bitter, and would like to keep it that way.
shunning the public. Whether I know them or not.
living in my own world.
putting my mind to rest.
assuring myself that everything is cool and not to worry. Ipod takes care of everything.
loving it for a reason.
trying to eventually find that elusive al-qalb zahhab.

I dance to Fluorescent Adolescent. I dance to The Strokes and Interpol

I dance where people can't see me.

I danced in the rain.

Ipod knows. Ipod never complains.

Of computer class and berak.

2009-01-12T13:06:00.000+08:00

This conversation transpires between me and San today during Comp class.

12:34pmMuqaddim
man..how am i gonna score comp..

12:35pmAzri
stadi!!
kamu memang malas
haarap jubor je kecik

12:36pmMuqaddim
ak nk teberak dah ni..

12:36pmAzri
i dont even get wtf she's trying to say

12:36pmMuqaddim
prut sakit siot..

12:36pmAzri
haahaha gi bewak la woi

12:37pmMuqaddim
tak bez..
nk dkt blik jgk..

12:37pmAzri
layan ebrak dgn ambience
taik keluar dengan aman dan damai
wth

12:39pmMuqaddim
yeah..ofcourse..
it sets the mood man..

12:40pmAzri
exactly
berak is always an enjoyable experience

I digress.

EDC recruitment day!!!

2009-01-08T18:38:00.000+08:00

This is the poster for our rec day! :D

My flirts with the debating world starts with last sem's debate stuff. I was involved with debates back at school and since I got a place in IIUM, why not make it a point to go and debate? Which I did.

The rec day at that time was organized by Habib which is like gile bapak, considering he's doing everything by himself. That's when I got to know Habib. He was obviously polite and cordial time tu. Time tu je la. Now he's still as cordial but not as polite anymore, but he's a good dude, and he's the best debater the CFS has to offer (which isn't much by the way). It was just me and Afiq at that time, trying to find ourselves a spot in the debating club, thinking that A BLOODY LOT of people would join the famed IIU EDC and with that logic, a lot of them would be good speakers too. We were just being, er, careful. Not to flirt too much and not to make ourselves standout. The key is being low-profile.

Time tu adalah dalam 20-30 orang yang agak interested dengan debate ni.

Then came one debate training day. I was supposed to give a speech on how guys are better than girls. Which is agak bangang. I gave a completely sexist speech.

"ASYRAF TU SEXIST LA WEEEIHH!!"

The girls went like "oh screw you!" "mane ade!" "ko ingat jantan bagus sangat ke?" And Habib didn't help the situation: "you won't get any girls with that speech, won't you? *snicker snicker*"

Ku rasa anjing gila.

But after a while, it boils down to these 5 people who's still rooting for the high and mighty edc: me, Afiq, Arinah, Habib and Hurrie, plus Syafiq from PJ. And Liya and Azim came sporadically. Yeah. 8 orang je.

Since last semester I would like to see a lot of people joining the debate club. It's fun and cool, and you get to hang around with the coolio people of Nilai. You get to debate, argue, throw a point, kill a point, make a stand, sit down, give killer POI's, do basically a lot of things with debates. It is HUGE fun and was a source of my happiness. I always looked forward to debate trainings.

Hope next Monday would turn out fine!

This one will be untitled.

2009-01-06T10:09:00.000+08:00

Yeay ku sudah ada follower!

Jadual ku hari ini :

Now : Mandi, supposedly.

1030 - Photostat things should photostat.

1100 - Lug my ass to BTQ class, and hopelfully I will survive. Aku ada presentation kot.

1300 - Power nap?

1330 - Blajaq stats.

1600 - Mati. Stats Exam. Mati some more.

1730 - Habis EXAM akhirnya.

1800 - Tido. Solat suma qada.

That will be all.

A boring review, if there's ever one, of the movie Outlander

2009-01-06T02:37:00.000+08:00

Outlander.

It's a pretty cool movie, lots of blood splashing everywhere. The storyline is quite a bit similar to 13th Warrior, but this time instead of some Arab-Muslim saintly dude warrior, its a stiry about some marooned alien human chasing bloodsucking, sadistic and carnivorous (I've ran out of adjectives, sorry) inverterbrae alien, who happens to like to eat people. This supposedly happens during the Viking ages, 1.3k years ago.

Now one thing I've learned about stories with 18SG stamped all over it is that there's a lot of scenes being CENSORED. Yes, I tell you, if you're the bloody bloodthirsty type, this movie will never fulfil your carnal desires. NEVER. Why? Simply because too many scenes with blood squirting around, people being bashed to death and heads being lopped off are censored, apparently because the ultra-stupid censorship board is trying to protect virgin 18-year-old-and-above monds from becoming too... tainted by the sight of a lot of blood squirting around. Tolonglah. I bet these people have no balls.

I bet the director must've had a hard time trying to find all the ketchup for the fake blood.

The hero is boring, he doesn't say much. All he do is grunt and growl, which makes up 90% of the total conversation you'll see in movie (apparently the Vikings are a boring lot. They grunt to each other when they're happy, sad, in labour pain, etc) but the minah is pretty cun la. Boleh tahan, not bad. How does she look like you ask? Bodo, google kan ada.

I like this one particular scene when the alien got into the hall where the women are barricading themselves in, and suddenly they ran out of the bulding screaming. Which is very funny because women/girls scream of terror sounds very sadistical. I was laughing my head off when they screamed. It was so kelakar.

But by the by the movie itself is cool la. The hero got to be the king and all, and decided not to go back to his old home planet. Typically predictable ending. Good for people who like these kinds of movie.

If you don't understand what I'm writing and if I don't seem to make any sentences sound coherent, it's 3am now and I am sleepy.

If you're reading this at 3am then probably you're sleepy too. Stop reading and go tido.

Asyraf to People. People to Asyraf

2009-01-06T02:28:00.000+08:00

Tim to Asyraf : Bodo, babi panggang

Kd to Asyraf : funny dude *merrily laughing*

Asyraf to a lot of people: I hope you die. Go die.

People to Asyraf : Acap orang tua!! *then some more merepek-repek*

Arina to Asyraf : Do not question the works of this dude!

Asyraf to Jun : Wah sudah kurus

Jun to Asyraf : Wah makin babi

Asyraf to Puteri : Kaaaaaambing betol laa......!

Asyraf to Alia and Bob : Let's form the Weirdos Peoplehood!

Bob to Asyraf : Kau sorang je lah yang masuk *snicker*.

Nilai and its colourful Inhabitants.

2009-01-03T13:23:00.000+08:00

O ye Nilai People!

Haven't you guys noticed there's a sort of a cliff dekat belakang masjid tu? I always wanted to go on a small hike and enjoy the view of Nilai from the top. It's not really tinggi la, approximately around 25 meters from ground level. But the view would be really cool.

I'd design a spit machine that can travel real far, aku nampak orang yang aku tak suka I'd put the machine to use. Hahaha... ptooih!

And also, if you'd happen to want to kill someone, why not design a nice alibi to kill that dude/girl? Take the guy to a jalan2 naik bukit, as if you'd want to share the butt-ugly view of Nilai with that person.

"Eh, Tengok tu! Lawa gile! You should see, come here!"
"Mana? Mana?"

Then you push him. Down the cliff. See him tumble down golek2 jatuh gedebuk kat bawah. And pray that the dude mati lah, in case he'll prosecute you in court for attempted murder.

For extra oomph, you can scream, "TAKE THAT YOU CUSTARD! ROT IN HELL!!" aka Nilai. And then you laugh like a maniac. Pergh, I bet Dracula couldn't even do any better. Don't worry, all you're doing is to make yourself feel better, there's nothing wrong with that.

Here are other quirky things in Nilai I discovered:

1) The only place of absolute privacy is in the TOILET.
2) Library is actually a HUGE refrigerator. Do not, under any circumstances, study there at night.
3) The Masjid is pretty big, but the azan has to be provided by radio broadcasted into the speakers we have in our rooms and study rooms.
4) The guys dress better than girls.*
5) Girls go around campus carrying HUGE beg tangan.**
6) It takes approximately only 5 minutes of walking from the end of block B to the the ELD and QLD.
7) Kam Loi food is actually good. From what I've heard lah.
8) I have never interacted with our jiran the Murni people.

But that's just me.

* its sarcasm, people!
** Kd got angry with this one.

We Shall Hate Mainstream Music

2009-01-02T23:30:00.000+08:00

Now that Puteri prompted me, I'd like to clarify to the world especially to these people:

#1 Adam
#2 Kd
#3 & #4 Arina, both with and without H
#5 Fizu
#6 The rest of the world

I DON'T LIKE MAINSTREAM MUSIC AT ALL. NOT TODAY'S RADIO CRAP.

Limaza?

That's easy. Everytime aku bukak channel FlyFM atau counterpartnya HITZ semua yg aku dengar is some crappy club hits, the type of music people dance to. Like Chris Brown's crappy "Dangerous" dan seangkatan dengannya. I can't really see why people are really into these kinds of music, because the lyrics loudly screams "COME AND GET LAID WITH ME WILL YAH?"

That doesn't appeal to the moral me. I got into a major fight with my bestie because he starts smoking. Of course sexually driven like "that girl is so dangerous, that girl is so dangerous, that girl is a BAAAAAAD girl" lyrics really irks me off. The airwaves should learn to moralize itself. You're feeding crap to the moral majority oi!

Unless the moral majority is not as moral as it should be.

Adam and Fizu thinks songs like that is cool and that I should start to listen to those kinds of songs in order for me to be cool. I was like, "korang merepek ape ni?" Apparently Interpol, the Strokes, Coldplay aren't cool enough.

Moral majority has now become We-thinks-we-cool majority, apparently. And I am the Bored Minority.

* oh oh new improvement. I just found out that DANGEROUS is not from Chris Brown, it's Akon and Kardinal Offishall or something. Mak bapak kasi nama elok last2 hang guna nama pelik2 jugak. I bet your grandchildren will be choked to death trying to pronounce your name, Mr. Offishall.

Like I'd give a damn.

Yet another sojourn into Blogland.

2009-01-02T22:44:00.000+08:00

This is my umpteenth time I'm blogging. I've been in the blooging world on and off since, what, 4 years ago?

Now let's chronicle my failures so that future generations would actually learn something:

back in '05: Ku cuba untuk maintain satu blog, but it never caught any interest because I have no audience to shove the crap into. I mean, come on, Maahad crowd? How the hell anything radical/ non-conservative could ever be shoved into their mouth, let alone their ass? So after a few posts I gave up. I'm pratically dead in Blog-o-Land.

In the post I did complained about how life at my olde schoole got way too boring and crappy for me to exist with sanity in, and how the whole debating-fiasco-crap started. I thought blogging could be a way out, but updating only twice a month? (time balik wajib) It was REALLY slow paced. Really slow. Plus at that time I don't think any of my schoolmates realized the existence of the INTERNET. Poor people.

back in '06: This one sustained itself for 6 months (oh wow... I'm surprised myself) from early '06 til mid '06 then I've stopped blogging. Why? Simply because it became a practice of existential boredom. Again I targeted the wrong crowd. Either my schoolmates are also positively dying from boredom, or they're too busy STUDYING or perhaps bermunajat, they have yet to full acknowledge the capabilities the internet can bring to them. Heck, I was operating on Friendster Blogging services back then. It was CRAP, I tell you.

I included some poetry, original ones from me. A few was really funny, I think. I remembered one post where I compared Burger King and your average kedai mamak and I find barely any difference. The sheer stupidity was what made it funny. I am thoroughly incapable of coming up with funny poetry nowadays.

End of '07: There was a blog of me critcizing on the general deterioration of Muslim intellect, possibly the offspring of 5 years of pent-up frustration of the inability of my schoolmates to come up with a legible discussion on intellectual topics, which I was most interested in at that time. Yeah yeah, call me boring.

End of '08: Yet again a small blog where I babbled on things I couldn't even remember myself. This one lasted for only exactly TWO posts.

and now, this small blog titled "aku dan kamu" is yet again to serve my stalled ambition to become a good blogger. Wishful thinking? I dont know. But judging from a few blogs I've read, definitely ku tahu that I can do better.

And I will do better.